Author name: Vionelle Glimmervale

I’ve failed a drug test because of CBD gummies. Not the kind you’d expect. Not from smoking weed. From eating a gummy I thought was safe.

I hate scrolling through blurry Jordan wallpapers that look terrible on my phone.

I’m tired of reading the same story dressed up in different headlines. You are too. News feels like background noise now. Same angles. Same sources.

I’ve clicked on too many “free movie” links that led to pop-ups, malware, or a blank screen. You have too.

I’m tired of scrolling through the same headlines and feeling dumber after. You are too.

I tried Amazon Luna Plus. Not for a week. Not for a month. Long enough to know it’s not magic. You’re here because you saw the ads.

I’ve watched too many businesses film videos, post them, and wonder why nobody watches. You’ve seen those slick brand videos online.

You’ve seen it pop up online. Someone shares a story. Another person calls it fake. A third says it’s the only truth out there.

You ever turn on the news and think (wait,) is this the only thing happening right now? Because it’s not.